Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were brutally mocked by royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell after suggestions the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are house hunting in the UK.
Appearing on GB News, Lady C discussed the chances of a return to Britain by the couple.
According to reports in Heat Magazine, Harry was considering moving to New York, but Meghan "could not imagine leaving".
Later reports suggested the Duke actually wanted to return home.
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Lady Colin joked to Patrick Christys: "We should be so lucky!" while laughing.
She added: "You know, anybody who believes all of this pap has no clue at all.
"A few weeks ago it was Malibu, a few months ago they were moving to Montecito, then it was New York.
"They keep on changing where it's going to be."
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The commentator added: "If they move, Harry will be staying here sometimes because it suits him in terms of his status as a counsellor of state and a possible regent should anything happen to William in the future.
"But I think it's all a load of [nonsense]."
Lady Colin was asked about what impact this would have on the relationship between Harry and Meghan.
She commented: "I suspect that Harry knows his place as it's very much head under Meghan's heel.
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"So I think she rules that roost, so I've been told by people who know them very well.
"She agitates occasionally and gives him a little bit of head occasionally, so that he can do whatever he wants and then she reels him back in.
"It's a very interesting relationship to put it that way."