'This is the wokest government in British history,' claims Patrick Christys

But what he did manage to do was hoist the bisexual awareness flag outside the Foreign Office. Forget the war in the Middle East, the war in Ukraine, the US election. Get those bisexual flags up now.

Labour's Sadiq Khan ignored calls to put a statue of our late Queen on Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth. Instead, we now have this monstrosity, an installation of the faces of 726 trans, non-binary and gender non-conforming people.

But wait for this, because if we zoom in on the faces a little bit actually, how they all look exactly like men.

Anyway, Labour wants to make it easier for people to change gender by dropping the need for trans people to prove that they have lived in their preferred gender for two years.

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That means more men in women's changing rooms. Rachel Reeves now wants to replace every picture in number 11 with a portrait of a woman, or a painting done by a woman, because she is a woman and she's the first woman to be chancellor.

But she can't tell you what a woman is.

Angela Rayner is absolutely desperate to be a gay icon.

We've got all that going on. Meanwhile, we've had 10,000 people across the channel since Starmer took office, but he doesn't want to call them illegals.

Labour has a Secretary of State for Business and Trade that thinks working from the office is so old fashioned he wants to end. Are you ready for this? The culture of presenteeism.

We've got a Foreign Secretary who thinks that climate change is a bigger threat than terrorism.

Honestly. I mean, we are probably just about three months away from Sir Keir Starmer standing outside Downing Street, cancelling Christmas and wishing us all a very happy winter bill, aren't we?