The idea of a premature departure from this socialist hellscape looks more attractive by the day, says Mark Dolan

You've got a prime minister that doesn’t buy his own clothes or glasses – is basically Taylor Swift’s stalker - and complains about open borders, whilst blocking every move, to reduce numbers and axing the Rwanda plan.

You've got a sitting Labour MP calling for blasphemy laws. You've got the handover of British, sovereign territory, which has enraged the new US president-elect.

And you got a bacon sandwich mutilating energy secretary who's going to bankrupt the country in the race to net zero.

Isn't it fantastic to have the grown-ups back in charge?

At first, I thought the resignation, of Louise Haigh was a bit unnecessary.

We all make mistakes, and when the truth about my stash of Woolworths pick and mix emerges, it's game OVER.

I’m a devil for a strawberry cream. And what does it all really matter to hard-working Brits, struggling with the cost-of-living?

It's a fair question. In fact I'd much rather, she resigned, over this new government’s, disastrous decision to take the railways back into public hands, which in my view, is a political vanity project, which will saddle the taxpayer with huge liabilities for the foreseeable future.

Even our erstwhile political editor Christopher Hope has been on X today saying “it is as clear as mud, on the reasons why Louise Hague, had to resign”.

I'll tell you what’s also murky. Why did the Prime Minister appoint Louise Haigh to transport secretary if he knew about her conviction?

This is a department with a budget of £30 billion - which let me tell you,will buy you quite a few refurbished Nokia 82-10s.

But a picture is emerging, of a cabinet, and a government, that is morally compromised, chaotic, incompetent, and possibly dISHONEST. After all, what about the extraordinary national insurance TAX raid, or the assault on pensioners, that wasn't mentioned, in the manifesto?

The public thought they were getting, Tony Blair 2.0.

But in fact they were getting, a Jeremy Corbyn tribute act.

Whilst I object to the passing of the assisted dying bill in the Commons today, the idea of a premature departure from this socialist hellscape looks more attractive by the day.