Tucker Carlson hosts his first Twitter show after being forced out at Fox News

Tucker opened by accusing Ukraine of a false flag attack: “The Kakhovka dam was effectively Russian, it was built by the Russian government, it currently sits in Russian controlled territory.

“The dam’s reservoir supplies water to Crimea which has been for the last 240 years home of the Russian Black Sea fleet. Blowing up the dam may be bad for Ukraine but it hurts Russia more, and for precisely that reason the Ukrainian government has considered destroying it.”

Tucker concluded: “Any fair person would conclude that the Ukrainians probably blew it up.”

The one time prime time presenter then admonished the mainstream media, which he thinks “wasted no time” in “accusing the Russians of sabotaging their own infrastructure”, as the “pundit class made similar clearly coordinated noises.”

Delivering defamatory vitriol under the veil of sarcasm, Tucker launched a tirade on the President of Ukraine.

He said: “Zelensky is too decent for terrorism. Now, you see him on television and it’s true you might form a different impression: sweaty and rat-like, a comedian turned oligarch, a persecutor of Christians, a friend of BlackRock. But don’t believe your own eyes.”

Tucker later refers to Zelensky as the “shifty, dead-eyed Ukrainian friend in the tracksuit.”

Those patiently playing conspiracy bingo were then treated to a cascade from Tucker: “What’s happened to the hundred of billions of US dollars we’ve sent to Ukraine? No clue. Who organised those BLM riots three years ago? No one’s gotten to the bottom of that.

“What exactly happened on 9/11? Well, it’s still classified? How did Jeffrey Epstein make all that money? How did he die? How about JFK, and so endlessly on.

“Not only is the media not interested in any of this, they are actively hostile to anybody who is. In Journalism, curiosity is the gravest crime.”

Tucker wrapped by declaring that “UFOs are actually real and apparently so is extraterrestrial life”, as the “other worldly remains” of UFO pilots have been studied to build “more technologically advanced weapon systems.”

Comparing a blinkered and brainwashed US public to Soviet Union citizens, Tucker explains that he has come to Twitter on the grounds that “there are no gatekeepers here,” and “if that turns out to be false, we’ll leave. But in the meantime, we’re grateful to be here.”

Tucker Carlson was ousted as prime time presenter after a historic racist text message he had sent to a producer came to light amongst the evidence amassed by Dominion Voting Systems for its lawsuit against Fox.

The lawsuit was later settled for $787.5million on the day the trial was set to begin in April.