Tired of PC nonsense? Get some rest with our new ‘Un-Woke’ eye mask

Nana Akua models the Un-Woke eye mask with a fearless t-shirt on a red background

GB News' Nana Akua models the Un-Woke Satin Eye Mask in Red

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By GB News


Published: 26/11/2024

- 07:50

Updated: 26/11/2024

- 16:11

Exhausted by endless politically correct baloney? Help is here...

From nativity plays banning Christmas to car companies promoting gender-neutral gibberish, virtue-signalling is rife.

But don't despair! If you're exhausted by all the PC nonsense sweeping Britain, we've got EXACTLY what you need for a good night's sleep.


Our ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask is now available to order in the GBN Shop. It's the perfect stocking filler for GB News fans, a luxury treat for yourself or a hilarious Secret Santa for the wokerati in your life.

Whoever wears our comfortable mask is sure to sink into a night of peaceful rest...and they'll wake up talking sense!

Be one of the first to own the long-awaited 'Un-Woke' Satin Eye Mask

First teased during the announcement of our Fearless collection of clothing and accessories in September, the feverishly-anticipated 'Un-Woke' Satin Eye Mask is now available to order. This one-size-fits-all mask blocks out light, so you can have a restful sleep at home, on a plane, or in a hotel. It's available in Red or Blue.

Don't forget to use discount code BLACKFRIDAY25 at checkout to cut 25% off the price

Un-Woke Satin Eye Mask
$11.99 $9

The ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask is the latest addition to our Fearless range, which launched earlier this year. It includes patriotic T-shirts, sturdy tote bags, and trucker caps. Everything is proudly designed in the UK by the team at GB News HQ. We chose the word Fearless because it's at the heart of everything we do at GB News. On-air and online, we are the fearless champion of Britain — its voices and its values.

Our tongue-in-cheek new eye mask promises a luxurious sleep, with the trademark British sense of humour included at no additional cost.

Made from premium satin fabric, we crafted this one-of-a-kind item for optimal comfort. It's designed to block all unwanted light making it the ideal sleep companion, whether you're in own home, on a flight, or a hotel. Just lie down, relax, and let all the woke madness slip away...

For launch, we've got two versions of our 'Un-Woke' eye mask: Red or Blue.

Which do you prefer? Vote in our exclusive poll below:

On the back, the soft-texture elastic strap ensure a secure fit for all head sizes, so anyone can enjoy a deeper sleep. It also makes the ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask the ideal gift this Christmas shopping season.

Patrick Cristys and Emily Carver who is wearing the Un-Woke Eye Mask and sleeping on his shoulder in this studio photoshoot image

The 'Un-Woke' Eye Mask is ideal for a luxurious night's sleep or quick kip in your own bed, on a flight, or a hotel

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At £11.99, our ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask is only available from the GBN Shop. For a limited time, you can save 25% on everything in the GBN Shop for Black Friday.

Use discount code BLACKFRIDAY25 at checkout to unlock huge savings. Spend over £60 to unlock free UK shipping, excluding Channel Islands and Isle of Man, for even bigger savings!

With code BLACKFRIDAY25 at checkout, you'll be able to order the ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask for just £9.

As well as the ‘Un-Woke’ Satin Eye Mask, the GBN Shop is the only place to treat yourself to our exclusive range of products, including many that you'll recognise from our studio. From the iconic GB News Studio Mugs used by your favourite presenter to the Reporter's Umbrella that shields our tenacious team of journalists, there's plenty of choose from.

Psst! Are you a GB News Member? Our monthly subscribers can boost the Black Friday discount with an extra 5% off — for a total of 30% off everything in the GBN Shop this month! Find out how to unlock this exclusive members-only saving in our step-by-step tutorial.

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