'Woke Irish politicians have come to us with their begging bowl out', claims Patrick Christys

And we've told Ireland that they can't send illegal immigrants back to us. Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner. I feel very sorry for the people of Ireland that they've been led by woke, idiotic donkeys.

The High Court decided to declare Britain as an unsafe country so they couldn't return illegal immigrants, in case we sent them to Rwanda.

Well, migrant hotels started springing up everywhere. Their country is now an illegal immigrant dumping ground, and the native Irish people are fuming and rightly so.

So, now they want to change the law back so that Britain is a safe country and they can send them back to us. But we decided to tell them to swivel.

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Oh, you hate to say it. You reap what you sow. Leo Varadkar's soft touch on illegal immigration has ruined his country, many people would argue.

And now he's getting shouted at in the street. As it turned out. And UFC star Conor McGregor wants to start some kind of military fight back here.

We have human worms in positions of power. Our government should fill every single bed and breakfast-hotel on the Irish border with illegal immigrants and then just watch as they make their way into the Republic of Ireland.

I feel very sorry for the Irish people. I feel very sorry for them. They don't deserve this. But their politicians need to be taught a lesson and the European Union has shafted itself on this as well.

So now Ursula Von Der Leyen's party has backed a Rwanda-style plan.

Ursula Von Der Leyen said: "This is a land of amazing cities. Places with a strong character that you can feel at every corner and in every square.

"But also places where everyone feels at home. I want Europe to be like its cities, a union where it doesn't matter what you look like, who you love, how you pray, and where you were born."

All right. Now, a group of rabid Islamists in Hamburg wants an Islamic caliphate in Europe. And all of a sudden she's sending people to third countries again. You reap what you sow. Keir Starmer must be bricking it.

Well, it looks like it might be working. Early days, though. It looks like it might be working. What if the entire European Union starts doing it? That's the crucial point.

What if the European Union starts doing it? He's been completely shafted by this. Look, Humza is gone.

The EU looks ridiculous. Woke Irish politicians have come to us with their begging bowl out, and Keir Starmer might have to U-turn on Rwanda.

What a start to the week.