Are you ready for more broken border madness?
An illiterate Iraqi goat herder has just been sent to prison for trying to flood a rural Welsh town with drugs.
Hawre Ahmed wanted to become the great big drug dealer of rural Britain.
Apparently, he wanted to come here for a better life instead.
Patrick Christys shared his views on the drug gangs
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Of course, he just started, well, selling Class A's. He was part of this motley crew. Alright, what emerged in court is fascinating.
Asylum seekers are going around the country, setting up camp in certain towns and running the drugs trade.
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This gang also uses barber shops and restaurants as money laundering fronts.
So when you walk down your high street and you see new barber shops, suspiciously empty kebab houses and dodgy looking phone shops, let's be honest, we all know what that's about, don't we?
But it's not just illegal immigrants who come here to commit crime.
No. Absolutely not. It's been revealed that around 400,000 legal migrants did not have their criminal records checked.
The drop in migration figures occurred under the watch of the previous Conservative governmentPANearly half of all work visas were awarded to individuals who were not required to undergo a Home Office criminal record check.
They were allowed to bring their dependents with them, who were also not required to have their criminal records checked.
Is it any wonder, then, that we see stories like this one from the Telegraph?
Foreign nationals are nearly twice as likely to be arrested than Britons. But don't worry, because once they've lived here for a little bit, they'll integrate into our culture.
Patrick Christys spoke about the goat herder
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This Egyptian surgeon working in the NHS claimed that he thought it was okay to harass female colleagues because of Britain's open culture, like women being allowed to go to wine bars.
Just to return to the first story about the goat herder. I think we've got a lot of potent cocktails going on here, haven't we?
An organised illegal migrant crime gang.
When he gets out of prison, shouldn't we just, you know, put him on a plane and remind him that there's goats that need herding in his homeland?